he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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