I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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