Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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