My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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