how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
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Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
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How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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