she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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