So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
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I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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