Grow some girl-balls and come out already
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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