today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
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Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind