Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
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I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
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I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street