giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things