White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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