Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
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Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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