just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
So here I am, sexting at work.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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