is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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