3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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