She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
i out mim tonsoeep
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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