Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
he puts the penis in happiness.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
please don't ironically join a cult
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