We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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