My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i think my mom watched the whole time
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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