so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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