I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
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We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I am full of burrito and curiosity
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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