He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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