Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
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I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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