The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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