He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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