i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
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I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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