This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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