soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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