nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
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apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
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She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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