How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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