the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
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Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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