Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
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