I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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