whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Im part way to drunk.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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