if you like me you must not know who I am
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He called his prostate his "boner button".
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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