If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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