i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Ambien. No doubt about it.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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