I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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