yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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