She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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