He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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