The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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