My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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