IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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