"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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