Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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