woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
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Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
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you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
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