There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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