Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
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I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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