I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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