He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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