she was so not down for the gang bang
Your tits are I can't wait for
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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