stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
is wine microwaveable?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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