Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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