I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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