i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
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He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
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Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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