thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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