This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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