p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
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Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
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There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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