All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
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im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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