Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Randomize
